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Biker Paul Biker Paul - MEMBER
Logistics Engineer (HGV Trucker), ex-biker, ex-married, excuses !
Currently discovering the joys of 'The Net', 21 inch screens and given to much plinkyplonking and sweary words.
Sooze Sooze - MEMBER
Part-time people processor, part-time thespian, part human, ALL woman, but a Wolverhampton Wanderers fan. Too wimpy to wax - Approach with caution !
One Tooth Tony One Tooth Tony - MEMBER
Part military, part militant, and like Biker Paul also recently discovered plinkyplonky and self-abuse !
2 Sticks 2 Sticks - MEMBER
Ex-military, Ex-trucker, Ex-fairground, Ex-married and paying for it all now !
Rapidly descending into "Bomb The Bastards" and "Bah Humbug" mode.
A suitable case for treatment !
beteljuice beteljuice - MEMBER
Early birth, early follically challenged, Early Retirement - Listens to no one (It's reciprocal !)
Fish - AFFILIATE
A Big Orange Thing.

Not yet a cynic, currently too 'nice' to be a compostian.

One Arm Trace - AFFILIATE
A Cynic, with more than her share of lifes downers, but still has a delightfully optimistic streak.
The only unidexter we know who has marital aid prosthesis'

A true cynic, but still too damn nice !

Scott - VISITOR
Much given to camouflage and grass.

Has yet to see the light !

Sooty - VISITOR
Nice old geezer, three parts deaf. Never used to say a word to anybody. Now he always says Hello / Goodbye and smiles broadly. Sometimes even tapping a member on the shoulder !

Visitor Status conferred upon his 86th birthday !!

... Sadly now moved on - much missed

WingCo WingCo - VISITOR
All gruff and gaskets - a little circumspect, but he was too young to remember.
He still thinks that it's us who are crazy, not everyone else !
Abbie Abbie (When with Mum) - VISITOR
An extremely intelligent small person, who if she grows up as sharp and as pretty as One Arm Trace will make some bloke very unhappy !
Timelord Under Regeneration - TIMELORD
There is of course a 'usual' watering hole. The status TIMELORD is an appointment by necessity in that it is the gaffer of the current host of CC, and just like the original TIMELORDS in Doctor Who has gone through several reincarnations !

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