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Help (Or How To Know If You've Been Composted)
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ALL Compostians carry a laminated 'business' card with their personal avitar, status and Nom De Composte. (In the style of MEMBERS calling cards)
Only those with MEMBER status have a supply of calling cards, which include minimal contact details.
Other cards or tokens which may be discovered by Joe Public, their cause and distribution are outlined as below: Beware cheap imports !
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Members Calling Card (Example)
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ONLY issued by those with MEMBER status ! Comprising of Personal logo, Nom De Composte, The word MEMBER in RED and minimal contact details. May or may not be laminated.
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Babblecrap Card
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Issued by Members and Affiliates to any person, organisation or establishment who destroy the English language by total buzz-speak, 'Sun'-speak, or talking without due care and attention ! Plain cards in various colours. |
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Compost Corner Kit: Issued to MEMBERS, further onward distribution at their discretion | HEAP | Pop-Up CC table-heap - for MEMBERS to use in CC situations when they are not situated in the 'normal' heap. |
 | Emergency Stamp Book - contents: between 3 to 12 stamps, any mix of First or Second Class. |
 | Emergency First Aid Kit - contents: One antiseptic wipe, two different sized washproof plasters. |
 | Emergency Condom - contents: One "Mates" prophalactic. |
 | Pop-Up CC Sundial - general distribution, so that compostians don't lose the plot when sat outside a hostelery. |
 | Emergency Condiments - contents: One salt sachet, two pepper sachets. (Becuse Compostians like to spice things up !) |
2004 | Fold-Out 12 month calendar, blank on reverse for 'important' jottings. |
 | Map: Guaranteed to show where you are, and where you are heading. Issued to ALL Compostians, distributed to people in distress. |
| A Compost Corner Note Book, is also issued for use by MEMBERS ONLY (NOT Credit Card size !). |
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Complaints Procedure: Any person or organisation, who feel that they can show that they have unjustly, or with predjudice received a token or card from this group, that they believe is libelous, malicious, mischievous or with aggrieved forethought; Should in the first instance refer to the issuing criteria above. If the receiver of the alleged 'Compost Corner' card / token still feels their case / establishment has not deserved such attention, then a written complaint stating their case and the circumstances of receipt should be lodged with this organsiation NO LATER than 48 hours before the event. Exceptions will not be dealt with !
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Future Possibilities:
Compost Kit - further thoughts: CC Emergency Matchbook CC Sewing Kit (End Kit)
CC beer mats - general distribution, for MEMBERS and AFFILIATES to intrigue alien heaps.
I can't type quick enough - I must go to the heap ! |
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